This Valentine's Day it's time to grow up and forget about chalky message hearts. Say hello to Message Cookie Cutters that make buttery Valentine's Day Message Cookies. Would I like these cookies?

Seriously, I don't really like candy message hearts. The messages aren't worth the Rolaids-like flavor. But I will eat cookies without messages any day! So if you wanna give me cookies and throw a message on there, be my guest. Like a message that says "I love you"? OK, I can get behind that. Or one that says "I can't live without you"? Sure. Or one that says "I wanna go get coffee with you and then impulsively reach across the table and kiss you and it's cool but feels a little awkward because we're in a mall food court Starbucks but whatever let's just go for it because we're not getting any younger and have you heard that Shins song from Garden State because it will CHANGE YOUR LIFE....let's keep kissing!!!"? Oh, I'm blushing. And that is a long message and that means must be a giant cookie. I'll take it. I'll take it all day. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

So yes, I'd very much like these cookies.

(via Incredible Things)

Our friend and animal expert Jeff Musial returns to Late Night tonight! It's always a great time when he visits us because of the unique exotic animals he brings and the "expect the unexpected-ness" of his segment. If you'll remember, one of the best moments of LNWJF so far was when one of Jeff's Brazilian cockroaches escaped during the show (without anyone realizing) and it was still there, lurking the next day!

Ok everyone, lock up your wives, because Bill "Big Love" Paxton is coming to the show tonight and you don't know what this guy is gonna do! (He might marry your wife. That's just a character he plays! I'm kidding!) Bill Paxton is currently starring in HBO's Big Love as Bill Henrickson, a modern day polygamist and husband to three wives. He has also been seen in such huge blockbusters as Twister, Apollo 13, and Titanic among many others. You have probably seen all these films more than once, but let me tell you what you probably not seen. Bill Paxton was once in a new wave band called "Martini Ranch" and they released a video for their song "Reach". Here are things that make this AWESOME. It features some Three Amigos characters being dragged behind a horse while playing instruments. Not enough? It has cameos from Judge Reinhold and Paul Reiser. Need more? It was directed by JAMES CAMERON and it's the only music video he's ever shot. How have you not seen this, right? It is an 80's new wave gem, so put your work aside and watch it NOW.

When I lose an umbrella I always say, "Well I know it didn't just get up and walk out of here."

I guess I'm wrong.

On last night's Late Night actor Willie Garson talked to Jimmy about Fever Pitch, White Collar, and his acting class. Chef Eric Ripert showed Jimmy and Willie Garson how to make a warm salmon carpaccio - in a toaster oven.

Willie Garson Interview

Watch Chef Eric Ripert after the jump.

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On last night's Late Night audience members set the words of Tom Tancredo, Joseph Farah, and Sarah Palin to beautiful music and three audience members bobbed for medals in a tub of snow.

Tea Party Karaoke, Part 1

Watch part 2 of Tea Party Karaoke and Snow Bobbing after the jump.

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Stephen Colbert was on the show tonight - and we're so glad he could make it! Our two shows - Late Night and The Colbert Report - tape almost simultaneously, so this was a tight squeeze for Stephen. To save time, Jimmy conducted the last portion of the interview while walking Stephen out of the building:

JIMMY ESCORTS STEPHEN COLBERT OUT OF THE BUILDING

To see the rest of the interview, keep going - Jimmy and Stephen discuss the Grammys and a recent beef he had with Jimmy regarding a Glamour article.

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While everybody is getting excited about the new (and final) season of Lost, we here at LNwJF are still reeling from something similar that happened about a year ago after an elevator accident. The series, called Late, debuts this Friday, February 12. For now, here's a trailer. Prepare yourself.

So. Excited.